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Comedy Writing/Light Vacuuming |
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Mark Miller |
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Congratulations!!! You Are the One Millionth Visitor to My
Website! This entitles you to hire me to write something for your publication! But first, let me just say this. Of all the people who’ve visited my site, you are by far the most attractive, talented, and wonderful. And your publication is entertaining, informative, and brilliantly edited. I’d say more, but I’m late to my Sincerity Seminar. Looking forward to hearing from you and thrilling you with words – or with soothing almond-scented lotion if our relationship should take that direction. Either way, I see it as a win-win situation. |
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